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Win Her Heart On Valentine’s Day With The Luxury Item Every Woman Wants

According to most US states, tampons are aluxury item deserving of special taxes. Some people don’t like that kind of thing, but I’m all for it. As a woman, it’s totally luxurious to have my uterus balloon twice its size every month so only my chardonnay-stained sweats will fit.

And, in my humble opinion, nothing says romance quite like special taxes.

So, if you’re looking for a luxurious gift for your honey this Valentine’s Day, look no further than an economy-sized box of tampons.

Stuff them in a bouquet of roses or an eggshell blue Tiffany & Co box. Your lady will be delightfully surprised to find a super absorbent wad of cotton when she was expecting a sterling silver bracelet. Multi-purpose and unique, they’re the gift that keeps on giving.

Watch the video above to see what I mean and run to the Duane Reade nearest you.

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